"Hi. This is Jessica. Whacha doin?"
"I'm at work."
"I was just callin to check on ya."
Some of the calls are more purposeful, such as when she is requesting that I bring home some strawberry cream cheese to put on her strawberry bagel. Virtually every one of the messages she leaves starts like this:
"Hello, this is Jessica. Your daughter."
And what a precocious daughter she is!